If the six main characters inFriendswent to Hogwarts … well , a whole luck would have vary ! Monica would be the master of every practical and cleaning - related spell in the program library , and her flat would be magically clean . Rachel would always have the latest attire robes , and would probably also jazz every possible way that deception can be used instead of beauty project ( and that olfactory organ would have been fixed with magic , not surgery ! ) . Phoebe is already basically Luna Lovegood , and would have been her utterly unique and charming ego , even in the Marguerite Radclyffe Hall of Hogwarts . She may even have hunted a crumple tusk snorkack or two in her sentence .

And as for the guys ? Chandler is already the next Fred or George Weasley , and would have loved wizard pranks ( and peeve , too ) , while Joey may not have had that much magical natural endowment , but he ’d have intercourse how to work what he did have … and there are famous nerve in the wizarding world , too ! at long last , Ross would still have been the geek in the social class , and there ’s nothing wrong with that . But if they all control the patronus charm , which of the prescribed option give on Pottermore would their patronuses appear as ?

Rachel - Sphynx Cat

This feels like a given - even if her literal - life experience with Mrs Whiskerson did n’t go the way she would have like . Rachel revealed that some of her best memorieswere of bet with her grannie ’s cat , who was a sphynx . As it has been intelligibly install that patronuses are mold by emotions and memory ( as Harry ’s and Snape ’s prove ) , it ’s wanton to think that Rachel ’s would link up to these early memories of felicity . In addition , of course of instruction , Rachel is a little bit vain and can be standoffish , but is truly sweet and loving once she get to know a person - just like these fancy cats .

Ross - Capucin Monkey

Like Rachel ’s cat , Ross ’s monkey was in reality a major part of the show , as Ross got himself a capucin monkey as an alien petafter his divorce . finally , he had to give Marcel up to a zoo , but it was clear that Ross has a firm connection to monkeys ( who else would not just have a monkey as a pet , but literally walk all over New York with him on his shoulder ? ) . This strong connection would be probable to come through in his patronus , too . As well as the more literal connection , Ross is also curious , fascinated by how things lick , well-disposed , and a little moment overstrung and inapt . If this variety of personality were to be summate up , a scamp would be pretty much perfect .

Monica - Brown Hare

Monica is definitely one of the least flashy friends , and is more concerned with getting things perfect than with being overly stylish . Like the brown hair , she is in spades more than a petty twitchy and mellow strung ( her patronus was never going to be a especially laid back animal ) , but she is also homey and secure .

Monica is obsess with her ' den ' , and keep it nice , as well as with her family group , and as Chandler found out , she loves to pass and always has ( almost too much ) energy .

Chandler - Otter

Chandler , like his eventual wife , is n’t the eccentric to have a really rare or unbalanced animal as his patronus . He begin out aspotentially the most ' boring ' of the Friends(especially in terminus of his task ) , so he would be the kind of animal that is jolly vulgar … but of course , his playful side is his defining feature film , which is what makes the Otter the perfect patronus for him . Since the first installment , Chandler is the funnyman of the group , and is the one who eventually use his love of fun to rule a career in advertising . And of course , he is cut and happy when he is paired off , just like otter , holding hands as they fall numb in the water .

Joey - Saint Bernard

Of all the Friends , Joey would be the one whose patronus is potential to be a dog - and a huge , friendly one at that . Joey by all odds has the limitless vigour and exuberance of a dog , and at times , it seems like he has about the same stage of intelligence ! But like the Saint Bernard , while he might be the character to leap up and attempt to make admirer with just about anyone he play , he is also fiercely loyal , kind , and protective . His responses to Rachel ’s gestation show just how crucial loyalty and caregiving are to him , and he is always an excellent admirer and fellow - just like the animal that would be his patronus .

Phoebe - Thestral

Of all the Friends bunch , only one would have a rare and witching patronus - and that one just has to be Phoebe . The most unique of the crew by far , Phoebe has to have a magical brute as a defender , and of the available options the Thestral create the most sensation . Phoebe has see more than enough death in her animation , and like the Thestral , she can be more than a little intimidating at sentence ( and even grave , although that side of her only comes out in extreme lot , like the ordinarily - tranquil and peaceful Thestrals themselves ) . She ’s misunderstood but essentially genial , and extremely , wonderfully eldritch .

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