The Karate Kid

The Karate Kidwas a smash success due in large part to the unbelievable bearing of player Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi , a judicious onetime Nipponese gentleman fluent in the room of sportfishing and karate . His bond with Daniel LaRusso proceed far beyond a sensei teaching his scholar Karate , and he soonbecame a father figurewho guided Daniel - san on the way of life to residue and harmony in his own life .

That did n’t mean Miyagi was serious all the time , however . In fact , Miyagi ’s carefree and cocksure attitude shine through on multiple occasions as he delivered some of the funniest quotes of the intact franchise . It was at times like these that the decision to cast an actor with comedic chops proved to be a positivist thing , despiteinitial studio reluctance to   prefer Moritafor that very reason .

“After, After!”

Daniel ’s first encounter with Mr. Miyagi was testy to say the least . It did n’t help oneself that he rolled up on Miyagi ’s small apartment just as he was concentrating on get a housefly with a pair of chopsticks . When Daniel asked him to come and pay back the sink faucet in his flat , Miyagi grew impatient rather quickly .

He speedily snapped this quote at Daniel to get him off his back so he could concentrate on the task at handwriting . His reclusive modus vivendi may also have play a part in his hesitancy to receive Daniel with open arms , but the two would later go on to invent a legendary James Bond .

“To Make Honey, Young Bee Need Young Flower, Not Old Prune.”

Mr. Miyagi was concerned that Daniel was deflect his gamy school Halloween dance , perchance because he was afraidof encounter into Johnny Lawrence and the other Cobra Kai initiates . Plus , he did n’t have a Halloween costume . Miyagi knew that Daniel spending too much fourth dimension on his own would only direct to societal problems down the route , specially with a young girl already concerned in him .

Miyagi reach Daniel some mirthful , yet sage advice regarding the need for teenagers to advert out with their own age group and variant bonds , learning how to interact and uprise into adult . It would be hard to accomplish this by drop time with an old karate teacher Nox after night .

“In Okinawa, Belt Mean No Need Rope Hold Up Pants!”

Daniel ’s ignorance regarding karate must have been both comical and irritate for Mr. Miyagi , specially hand his vast knowledge of the martial artistic production and its deeper meanings . When Daniel ask him what color karate belt he was , Miyagi decided to take the comedic route by pound fun at the motion .

He uttered this quote that not only elicited a laugh , but repoint out the constitutional flaw in the karate knock organization . After all , to Miyagi , karate was a way of sprightliness and a philosophical system design to attain harmony and balance — not a status symbol .

“How? Just Save You Two Months Beating!”

After Daniel took a serious beating from the Cobra Kai work party , he asked Mr. Miyagi to go down to their dojo and talk with John Kreese . Miyagi reluctantly agreed , and the two showed up at Cobra Kai the next morning to face up him . Rather than correct his students , Kreese defended them and viewed Miyagi ’s request as a challenge .

Instead of asking Kreese to postulate that his students step down chevy Daniel , he decided to train him for the All Valley Karate tournament . Daniel was dismay at the decision and ask how it was exit to solve anything , but Miyagi reply with this hilarious quotation mark that audiences could n’t help but laugh at .

“You Beginner Luck!”

When Daniel sat down to take part in a well-disposed competitor of fly ball - catching using chopsticks , Miyagi was divert . After all , how could this young boy succeed where Miyagi had failed for untold years up until that point ? To Daniel ’s surprise , he caught the Musca domestica with chopsticks after his first several attempts .

Miyagi ’s frustration was seeable and obvious , and he snapped back at Daniel with this quote . However , it was a symbolical moment for Daniel that suggest he could vex all the odds and emerge triumphant as the winner of the All Valley Karate tourney . Indeed , it was Miyagi who said " Man who catch rainfly with chopstick accomplishanything . "

“Oh, Daniel-San, You All Wet Behind The Ear!”

When Miyagi began ramp up Daniel ’s karate training , one of the constants was a nidus on balance . He love full well that such a residual was well-fixed to understand , but difficult to accomplish in life . As such , he go forward to expand Daniel ’s grooming around the philosophy at all prison term .

Still , Daniel was unquiet to move past the philosophical and move into the offence . Rather than get wild , Miyagi decided to learn him a deterrent example by purposely rocking a gravy boat back and away until he lost his symmetry and fell into the freezing cold water , then poking sport at him with this quotation mark before laughing hysterically .

“Whassamatta, You Some Kinda Girl Or Something?”

When the time finally came for Daniel to learn loathsome techniques , Miyagi took the proverbial baseball mitt off and focused on rudiments and physical technique . coiffe up in an arbitrator ’s outfit with appropriate thorax cushioning , Miyagi behave as the training dummy for Daniel to exercise his straight punch .

His first attempt was pretty bad , and Miyagi responded with this citation for knock some sense into him . Secretly , Miyagi knew full well that both males and females were totally capable of learning karate , but he also knew how to strike at the self-importance of a adolescent son and provoke him to do considerably . The earned run average of the movie has to be taken into account with this course , of course , as accuse a boy of " acting like a girl " as a way to insult him truly would n’t fly today .

“Don’t Know. Never Been Attacked By Tree.”

When Daniel and Miyagi get in Okinawa , they were greeted by a large mark with a picture of Miyagi ’s old friend and rival Sato in an ad for his fertile Karate school . The picture show shew Sato violate a large bit of wood , patently to attract red-hot - headed students into bring together up .

Daniel inquire Miyagi if he was subject of shattering a block of wood , to which Miyagi replied with this hilarious quote designed to nose merriment at mass who used warriorlike artwork for pointless demonstrations of posture .

“You Get College Tuition. We Get Chinese Food!”

While in Okinawa , Daniel ran afoul of Sato ’s prized pupil , Chozen , who dislike him from the starting time . After Daniel and Kumiko rove into a rocky sports prevention where various U.S. Army personnel were taking bets on who could discover the most internal-combustion engine blocks , he finish up on the chopping block himself .

Chozen forced him into a stake to break all six blocks of meth , which Daniel thought was impossible . Mr. Miyagi showed up and took the bet before encourage a terrified Daniel to focus . Daniel oversee to shatter all six blocks of ice , sham Chozen and Sato in the process . After lease the money , Daniel asked how they were go to expend it , and Miyagi replied with this hilariously nonchalant quote .

“Good Decision, Daniel-San. This Way No More Bruises. Save Money On Bandage!”

Daniel was ask to defend his championship in the annualAll Valley Karate tournament , but Mr. Miyagi was quick to point out how wrong the decision was . In his eyes , Karate was for ego - defense and personal life Libra the Balance rather than the defending team of a trophy or a title of respect . Daniel was visibly annoyed and could not understand Miyagi ’s reasoning , but he soon came around .

He decided to take Miyagi ’s advice and burnt the All Valley invitation as a gesture that he was uncoerced to let go of his own self . Mr. Miyagi responded with this funny quote design to poke a little fun at Daniel who immediately joined in with some good - natured ribbing .

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